|DDDD FML. I HATE holykeebler216 WITH A PASSION. Except not, cuz this was pretty much amazing.

( ...can't believe I fell for that. )

IN WHICH I DESCRIBE IN STARTLING DETAIL THE ADVENTURES OF A COUPLE OF CRAZY FANGIRLS.

( Wow, I'm so, so happy right now. )

So the situation: holykeebler216 was commenting on one of my fics. And she said, at one point:

"lol and i love dark sharp donghae in a suit and glasses. like...i want that. in my bed.

(or in my air vent. that totally works too.)"


my reply:

"hae in your air vent? euphemism? X["


sooo later we were talking on msn. and:

Keebler says:
IT WAS NOT.
Keebler says:
A EUPHEMISM.
Schm0use says:
HAHA
Keebler says:
I DO NOT REFER TO MY VAGINA AS AN AIR VENT, THANK YOU.
Schm0use says:
LOLOLOLOL

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god

Title: Not Speaking
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: KiHae
Word Count: 427
Rating: PG
Summary: Donghae has to leave Kibum behind.
Genre: Angst/Fluff
A/N: This is a... reverse present for holykeebler216, who is the Hae to my Ki. I basically took her fic "Waving Goodbye" (PLZ GO READ IT, IT IS AMAZING and will also make this one make more sense XD) and... well... reversed it. I don't think I did hers justice, but I needed to write something because I couldn't... not. I didn't know how to show her how much I loved hers (or how much I love heer~) so... this is my best try.


( I think I have to sit down for awhile. )

so...

i really fail at blogging, posting, and generally anything involving codes or technology itself.




BUT.

i have this totally sweet friend who posts for me

because she is just so fuckin cool like that.
she is the shit.
she really is.



she also writes fics.

and you should probably go read them.
i mean, if you want to truly live.

cuz they are like a breath of LIFE. or really, more like an orgasm, since a lot of it contains some level of smut (although not all because shes also a very deep individual, and posts just as much fluff and angst too. once she writes it. anyways...)


so if you like life...
and if you like orgasms...

go read holykeebler216


*this public announcement has been approved by schmouse*


EDIT: LOLOL. I didn't actually write this. Keebler did. I'M KEEPING THIS UP HERE CUZ I OWE YOU, KEEBS. but 4 srs, go check out her fics.